This letter will turn into a novel if I list all my missed opportunities in my twenties and thirties to refine my skills in forecasting the future.
Tag: covid
Dear Body Positivity, I’m Trying – Signed, A Mom In The Time Of Covid
Trying to be body positivity as a tired mom during COVID is hard, and that’s okay.
Toilet Paper Sales Plummet as Vaccine Rates Soar
“Cottonelle: We’re here to help you fulfill all your vandalism needs!” the ad proclaims. “Try our mega rolls for the ultra shenaniganning experience!”
105-Year-Old Survives Covid-19 with the Aid of Gin-Soaked Raisins
Apparently, each morning DeClerck indulges in 9 gin-soaked raisins that have been infusing in the booze for 9 days.
Peace and Love and…Oy
What a year it’s been! I got to know my cat better, specifically her cleaning rituals, and I became besties with my grocery delivery person. What. A. Year.
Tweets About the $600 Stimulus to Make You Laugh, Cry, and Cry Some More
The last round of U.S. stimulus checks were distributed in April for $1,200 to help us for 2 months. Here we are, 9 months later, and the latest round of proposed stimulus checks are for *checks notes* $600. Congress is old AF so I guess it’s not that surprising that […]
Pandemic-Friendly Ways to Get That Sweet, Sweet Santa Photo Fix
If your child would like to include a message you can simply add it in the comment box at checkout and Dale-the-intern will whisper it into the ether for Father Christmas to hear.
Sorry, Kids, Santa Is Social Distancing This Year
Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.