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Tag: covid-19
Toilet Paper Sales Plummet as Vaccine Rates Soar
“Cottonelle: We’re here to help you fulfill all your vandalism needs!” the ad proclaims. “Try our mega rolls for the ultra shenaniganning experience!”
105-Year-Old Survives Covid-19 with the Aid of Gin-Soaked Raisins
Apparently, each morning DeClerck indulges in 9 gin-soaked raisins that have been infusing in the booze for 9 days.
The Pandemic Will Forever Impact Each Generation. Here’s How.
History has shown us that global events, such as what we are experiencing right now, will have a major impact on people long after it has ended.
2020 – A Year in Tweets
As we move into 2021 with low expectations, let’s take a moment to recall some of the more WTF moments of 2020.
Dear Pandemic, It’s Not You, It’s Me (Well, It’s Kind of You Too)
Dear Pandemic, it’s almost time to break up, and I’m a little sad. I’ll miss not having to wear pants, but once we’re vaccinated, we’ll be bidding farewell.
Pandemic-Friendly Ways to Get That Sweet, Sweet Santa Photo Fix
If your child would like to include a message you can simply add it in the comment box at checkout and Dale-the-intern will whisper it into the ether for Father Christmas to hear.
How to Punish Your Parents for Choosing The Distance Learning Option
Write so large that only one word fits on your entire worksheet, making your parent clench their fist tightly.