So if you see us in our pajamas through the window eating a full box of dry cake mix screaming the ABC’s at our kids, mind ya business!
Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
Our heroes have shifted from being the greatest athletes and celebrities to being everyday citizens that we once took for granted.
“Darwinism is doing its job by knocking you out with this virus,” says a 21-year-old baby boom hater.
Have a young performer in your life? Be sure to post them singing their little hearts out with the hashtag #SunshineSongs.
It does be looking a little “apocalypse-y” if you go out to the stores. Be kind to retail workers.
Not all senior citizens have access to the internet or patience to use a smartphone. Why aren’t retailers in the US doing this?
Read The Hunger Games, watch The Hunger Games, then live The Hunger Games.