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Mom’s Post About Crying Teacher Reminds Us That None of This Is Their Fault
Ask me how virtual learning went for my 3 kids, and I’ll sum it up in one word: SHITSHOW. (Or is that two words? Doesn’t matter, it’s terrible either way.) Have you ever tried working from home full time while navigating Seesaw and Google Classroom and forcing your kindergartner to trace letters and helping your […]
It’s Not the Virus That Will Destroy Us. It’s Our Sheer Stupidity.
We’re in season 4 of this pandemic, and the writers are getting desperate. First, it was complete and total lockdown. Our schools ceased to operate, we almost had to resort to using our favorite old t-shirts to wipe our own asses, and we were washing our groceries, of all things. There were murder hornets. A […]
10 Funny Tweets About How Halloween is F*cked This Year
And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!
Amidst Covid-19 Worries, Honorary Doctorate Degrees in Education on the Rise
By An Anonymous Mock Mom In response to educational changes occurring in the wake of the global pandemic, the world has issued honorary Doctorates in education to each parent with a child who is participating in the K12 system. Although many deem it an irresponsible decision, parents are generally thrilled with the newfound power their […]
Special Education Is Slipping Through the Cracks
7.1 million students, ages 3-21, receive special education services in the United States.
Accepting Applications for a Hipster Pod
Is the coffee you drink from a locally sourced, non GMO, of original origin, with a splash of organic oat milk served in a mug made from repurposed clay left over from your children’s art project.
I’m a Teacher and I Feel Like I’m Preparing For Battle
We’re walking into the most obvious shit show the world has seen in recent memory.