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Studies Suggest That Analingus Can Fight COVID-19
This is not breaking science news, but in conjunction with other sources, it provides a titillating possibility.
A Message From Buttplugs Inc. About How We’re Handling Covid-19
Buttplugs Inc. is taking all the following precautions to ensure the safety of our customers and shippers during this time:
An Appeal to Stop Defunding Public Education
We should not stand idly by as the people who are charged with teaching and caring for their children are handcuffed by a government who is all to willing to make money magically appear when their big money donors are in need.
INTERVIEW: Richard Wetphart on Conspiracies, Cover-Ups, and…Condoms?
The following is a transcript of the most iconic interview to happen since Barbara Walters sat down with Monica Lewinski to discuss her spunk soaked dress.
LEAKED: Memo From Top Democratic Official Regarding COVID-19 HOAX
Richard Wetphart exposes a leaked memo that provides definitive proof that COVID-19 is a hoax.
Bart Simpson Hired to Compile List of Grads for Mississippi Governor
Pro-tip: make sure to wink after you say the name so the kids will know you’re lit af.
25 Toddler-Approved Quarantine Activities
Getting really excited by the idea of an activity and then losing interest as soon as it’s set up.