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Tag: covid-19 vaccine
Condom Sales Increase with Vaccination Efforts
According to CNN Business, condom sales have been surging as people get ready to sow their vaccinated wild oats.
Krispy Kreme Free Donut Promo Leads to Online Sh*tshow
Beloved donut chain Krispy Kreme made headlines for a new promotion that promises a free glazed donut daily for anyone in the U.S. who can provide proof of being vaccinated against Covid-19.
Toilet Paper Sales Plummet as Vaccine Rates Soar
“Cottonelle: We’re here to help you fulfill all your vandalism needs!” the ad proclaims. “Try our mega rolls for the ultra shenaniganning experience!”
Should You Get the Vaccine or Trust the Guy Who Snorts WD-40 While Taking a Dump?
We are living in unprecedented times. There’s no question that Covid-19 has taken a toll on our mental, physical, and emotional health. The virus has shut down businesses, overtaxed healthcare workers, put a financial strain on small business owners, forced parents into the hell known as e-learning, and killed over […]
It’s Not the Virus That Will Destroy Us. It’s Our Sheer Stupidity.
We’re in season 4 of this pandemic, and the writers are getting desperate. First, it was complete and total lockdown. Our schools ceased to operate, we almost had to resort to using our favorite old t-shirts to wipe our own asses, and we were washing our groceries, of all things. […]