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Tag: covid-19 humor
Sorry, Kids, Santa Is Social Distancing This Year
Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.
How to Ensure Your Child’s Teachers Are Actually Working During the Pandemic
Don’t worry about being dubbed “that one gloriously unhinged parent” or being regarded as “difficult.”
Amidst Covid-19 Worries, Honorary Doctorate Degrees in Education on the Rise
By An Anonymous Mock Mom In response to educational changes occurring in the wake of the global pandemic, the world has issued honorary Doctorates in education to each parent with a child who is participating in the K12 system. Although many deem it an irresponsible decision, parents are generally thrilled […]
Accepting Applications for a Hipster Pod
Is the coffee you drink from a locally sourced, non GMO, of original origin, with a splash of organic oat milk served in a mug made from repurposed clay left over from your children’s art project.
An Open Letter to My Mom
I’m not sure you understand how difficult it is to live in a house full of other people day in and day out doing the same thing over and over and over.
New Study Shows Benefits of Wearing Face Mask to Bed
For example, Spiratze said that married female participants saw a 69% decrease in their partner’s annoying requests for late night blow jobs.
LEAKED: Memo From Top Democratic Official Regarding COVID-19 HOAX
Richard Wetphart exposes a leaked memo that provides definitive proof that COVID-19 is a hoax.