Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.
Christmas
17 Hilarious Memes About the Holiday Hangover
This period of time is like if Mercury retrograde decided to squat on your calendar with a wine and cheese hangover.
A Note from OSHA on Prepping Your House for a Santa Visit
Make sure your chimneys and door frames are up to code. If not, Santa may opt to skip your home, you derelict trash.
18 Christmas Memes to Get You into the Holiday Spirit
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
12 Hilarious Tweets About Making Christmas Magical
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate all the hard work and effort that it took to make that magic happen.
How to Use the Dark Arts to Summon a Parking Spot in December
At approximately 3 am, the veil between worlds is thinnest, so this is a great time to go to the local Walmart and cast a circle in the parking lot to ensure yourself a space.
12 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Mall Santa
Who else can you fake call all through November and December to get your kids to brush their damn teeth?
Keep Your Jesus Lovin’ Candy Canes Out Of This School, Says Principal
Yep, you heard me right. Jennifer Sinclair, a school principal at the Manchester Elementary School in Nebraska, is making headlines after sending out a memo to her staff prohibiting Christmas-related symbols. What kind of “symbols,” you ask? Well, candy canes for starters because “the shape is a ‘J’ for Jesus.” According to FOX 42, Principal […]