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Christmas

8 Ways to Dispose of Your Christmas Tree When You Hate Your Neighbors

January 8, 2021 By Mock Mom

Neighbors... can't live with 'em, can't bump 'em off without serious jail time, amirite?

Neighbors… can’t live with ’em, can’t bump ’em off without serious jail time, amirite?

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, christmas trees, humor, neighbors, satire

Tales From the Dark Side of Holiday Cards Returned

January 5, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

It was an expensive card and I had to reorder another batch because I underestimated how many people my husband actually wanted to send the card to.

It was an expensive card and I had to reorder another batch because I underestimated how many people my husband actually wanted to send the card to.

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: Christmas, christmas cards, christmas humor, holiday cards, holiday humor, holidays, humor, parenting humor, returned christmas cards

11 Hilarious Tweets About Un-Decorating After the Holidays

January 5, 2021 By Mandi Em

We're talking lockdowns, New Years in our pajamas, and a lot of crossed fingers that 2021 won't be such an absolute trashferno.

We’re talking lockdowns, New Years in our pajamas, and a lot of crossed fingers that 2021 won’t be such an absolute trashferno.

Filed Under: Life, Tweets Tagged With: Christmas, christmas decor, christmas decorations, christmas tree, decorating, funny, humor, tweets, twitter

Pandemic-Friendly Ways to Get That Sweet, Sweet Santa Photo Fix

December 18, 2020 By Mock Mom

If your child would like to include a message you can simply add it in the comment box at checkout and Dale-the-intern will whisper it into the ether for Father Christmas to hear.

If your child would like to include a message you can simply add it in the comment box at checkout and Dale-the-intern will whisper it into the ether for Father Christmas to hear.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, covid, covid-19, mall santa, pandemic humor, santa, satire

Back Away From the Elf

December 18, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

I thought we were safe, but my friends fell victim. Even my husband wants to bring "the magic" into our home. But nope, I'm still holding the line. Still saying NO to the Elf on the Shelf.

I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: Christmas, Elf on the shelf, Family, holidays, magic, presents

Sorry, Kids, Santa Is Social Distancing This Year

December 16, 2020 By Mock Mom

Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.

Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, christmas gifts, covid, covid-19 humor, parenting humor, santa, satire, unicorns

Watch Me Snort This Snowman Confetti

October 24, 2020 By Mock Mom

Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.

Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, halloween, holiday cheer, holidays, satire, thanksgiving

17 Hilarious Memes About the Holiday Hangover

December 30, 2019 By Mandi Em

This period of time is like if Mercury retrograde decided to squat on your calendar with a wine and cheese hangover.

Filed Under: Humor, Memes/Videos, SPM19 Tagged With: Christmas, holidays, humor, Memes, new years

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