As Stephanie was delivering her placenta, a nurse looked at her with a wide smile and asked, “So, when are you guys thinking about baby #2?”
How about a “congrats on your new baby, now everyone babysit so mom can nap” party instead?
A baby may be hungry or need soothing, but someone’s husband (probably Karen’s) may see a nip for a split second. Don’t be a homewrecker.
Shopping with a baby is difficult enough – anything to help make this an easier and less stressful experience is welcome.
Dear Pre-Baby Me: When you and your spouse bring your newborn home from the hospital, you’ll be prepared for your world to change. What you won’t be expecting, though, is how your marriage will change after you have a baby. After several years with your spouse, you’ll feel as though you have a pretty solid foundation. Although […]
Technically, I own a Pit Bull mix and an American Bully, but people see their square heads and colors and “OMG you own vicious dogs” is what I get. They don’t take a second to ask me about them, nor do they watch my dogs’ body language to see if they’re “Vicious Pit Bulls.” I […]
Dear Brand New Mama, I see you crying on your bed while you listen to your baby scream in the next room as Daddy (or Grandma, or Auntie, or your best friend) takes a turn. You’ve been banished by well-meaning family, told to “go take a nap” (because you obviously need one), but the screams […]
By Mary Widdicks of OutmannedMommy [nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Every day I am bombarded on social media by stories of women being shamed, berated, chastised, and even exiled. All because they have the nerve to expose the top half of their breast while nourishing their children in the natural, instinctual way females of the species have […]