IBS is a real bitch — especially when you’re trapped in the school pick up line. You might find yourself sneaking into the bus lane in desperation.
We are told about the village, and we live close to one another. Yet so many of us moms are still incredibly lonely.
What happens in a 30-minute timespan when you have an irrational 3-year-old and you’re waiting anxiously for the angry 5-year-old to wake up.
She jumped up off the bed, gave all the medical staff a high five for fixing her problems, and left the hospital while proudly chanting her college alma mater.
“Before you do anything with your child, stop and ask yourself, ‘Did I read the online advice first?’”
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.
It is somewhat comforting to know that when you are up at midnight, Googling “when will I stop worrying?” it’s totally normal.
Anxiety is a pain in the ass for sure, but it also happens to be such a relatable experience that it can make for some great jokes.