It appears though as if even the most involved helicopter moms have simply lost the will, and are willing to let anything fly in order to help their sweet Landon learn.
By that I mean, everybody is unique and should be judged only by the content of their character.
There are countless more examples of things the year 2020 has ruined, but if I have learned anything this year, it is to not count the power of this year out.
And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!
May your sunscreen be strong, your sprinkler be sturdy, and your kids be happily occupied without leeching onto you every 12 seconds. Amen!
Over the weekend, a surprising force pledged support for Donald Trump in the 2020 election.
I think it’s safe to say that anyone who bitched about the trash fire that 2019 was is wishing to go back to get a little vacation.
So they’ll come, have wild sex, and cover every last inch of land across 3 states for weeks.