May your sunscreen be strong, your sprinkler be sturdy, and your kids be happily occupied without leeching onto you every 12 seconds. Amen!
Over the weekend, a surprising force pledged support for Donald Trump in the 2020 election.
I think it’s safe to say that anyone who bitched about the trash fire that 2019 was is wishing to go back to get a little vacation.
So they’ll come, have wild sex, and cover every last inch of land across 3 states for weeks.