Check your rear-view mirror to make sure the person behind you stops in time.

Nothing. They must have had a good reason.

Mutter to yourself, but nothing else.

Simultaneously honk your horn, flip the bird, and shout profanities.

Donate it to some unfortunate charity.

Put the picture in a rarely used room of your house. Try to like it.

Hide it in the closet. Hang it in the living room when your relative comes to visit.

Ask for the receipt and explain that it isn't really your style.

Sporty and fast.

Luxurious and fully loaded.

Large truck or SUV.

Hybrid or electric.

I'd ask a friend for a lift home.

I would drive myself home, as long as it wasn't too far.

I'd call a cab.

I would never drink too much in the first place.

Probably forgive them, especially if it was just one time.

Cheat on them to make it even.

Listen to their side of the story.

Kick them to the curb.

Hot and sunny - perfect beach weather!

Warm and breezy - perfect for spending time outdoors.

Cold and snowy - perfect for skiing or snuggling.

Rainy and overcast - perfect for curling up indoors.

I celebrate all week long - bring on the gifts!

Small gathering of friends and family.

I'm an adult - birthdays aren't a big deal.

I take the day off and do whatever I want.

Eat the pizza between sobs and wonder why these things always happen to you.

No big deal - just pick off the offending toppings.

Keep the pizza, but call the pizza place and ask for a coupon for next time.

Call the pizza place and demand a replacement and a discount.

Nothing. Not your problem.

Give the owner the stink-eye and ask, "Aren't you going to clean that up?"

Sigh and clean it up yourself.

Give the owner a gentle prod: "I don't know if you noticed, but your dog just went potty right there."

Climate change - we're destroying our planet.

People are moving away from God.

World hunger and poverty.

Inequality and prejudice dividing people.