QUIZ: Which Astrological Sign Are You Really?

Simultaneously honk your horn, flip the bird, and shout profanities.

Mutter to yourself, but nothing else.

Nothing. They must have had a good reason.

Check your rear-view mirror to make sure the person behind you stops in time.

Ask for the receipt and explain that it isn't really your style.

Donate it to some unfortunate charity.

Hide it in the closet. Hang it in the living room when your relative comes to visit.

Put the picture in a rarely used room of your house. Try to like it.

Luxurious and fully loaded.

Sporty and fast.

Large truck or SUV.

Hybrid or electric.

I'd ask a friend for a lift home.

I'd call a cab.

I would never drink too much in the first place.

I would drive myself home, as long as it wasn't too far.

Probably forgive them, especially if it was just one time.

Kick them to the curb.

Listen to their side of the story.

Cheat on them to make it even.

Warm and breezy - perfect for spending time outdoors.

Rainy and overcast - perfect for curling up indoors.

Hot and sunny - perfect beach weather!

Cold and snowy - perfect for skiing or snuggling.

I take the day off and do whatever I want.

Small gathering of friends and family.

I celebrate all week long - bring on the gifts!

I'm an adult - birthdays aren't a big deal.

No big deal - just pick off the offending toppings.

Call the pizza place and demand a replacement and a discount.

Keep the pizza, but call the pizza place and ask for a coupon for next time.

Eat the pizza between sobs and wonder why these things always happen to you.

Sigh and clean it up yourself.

Give the owner a gentle prod: "I don't know if you noticed, but your dog just went potty right there."

Nothing. Not your problem.

Give the owner the stink-eye and ask, "Aren't you going to clean that up?"

World hunger and poverty.

People are moving away from God.

Climate change - we're destroying our planet.

Inequality and prejudice dividing people.