Men are so simple-minded, and I mean that in the best way. That is until I mean it in the worst way. Being simple of the mind might get them into trouble with us women from time to time, but they seem to be quite happy and content in that […]
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Breaking Binky: How to Wean Children Off the Pacifier
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Whatever you choose to call it – paci, binky, plug – the pacifier is wonderful at helping babies learn to self soothe. But as helpful as it is in thwarting tantrums and buffering bedtimes, there comes a point when it has to go. Many doctors, including […]
7 Tips for Transitioning to Stay-At-Home Motherhood
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I was recently engaging in what seemed like a friendly exchange between mothers. We commiserated about taking a crap in front of an impatient audience, the best way to explain (to your tiny, fascist dictator) that you don’t want their grimey fingers in your nose, and […]
Plastic is Delicious…And Other Things My Baby is Thinking
Originally Published by Amy Hunter on The Outnumbered Mother After three kids, I’m pretty sure I’ve blocked out the myriad of stupid situations and random disasters that come with raising sons. Because, if I were to have a crystal-clear recollection of it all, I’d be occupying a padded room somewhere. […]
10 Things to Do Now That You’re a Special Needs Parent
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Wake up. It’s not a nightmare. It’s reality. And you need to get a handle on it. You’ve just learned you are a special needs parent. And whether this discovery came shortly after your child’s birth or years following it, the hurt inside is the same. […]
Love in a Time of E. Coli
Originally Published by Jessica Rapisarda on Welcome to the Bundle When you’re standing at the altar, repeating, “For richer, for poorer. In sickness and in health,” you’re probably thinking some combination of, “Spanx make me sweaty,” “My nipple might be showing,” “I want booze,” and “I should be paying attention.” […]
8 Crazy Things I Can’t Stand About My Family
I am absolutely sure every one of us, including the people I am about to put on blast, has a pet peeve regarding the bodies they have to share space with. Frankly, I couldn’t care less what they might gripe about because, hey, I’m writing this. They probably won’t ever […]
Signs Your Partying Prime May Be Behind You
Let’s face it: Most of us can’t party like we used to, whether it’s because we’ve aged, had children, or landed grown up jobs. Curious if you’ve hit that life milestone yet? Check out these signs your partying prime may be behind you to be sure. You’re drunk after 2 […]