By Barrie Bismark of The Daily Dump I think it is safe to say that we have all had really terrible, asinine, and arrogant bosses at one time or another. You know, the total assholes that suck the life out of you pretty much every day. I know I have. […]
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Top 17 New Year’s Resolutions from Toddlers for 2017
By E.R. Catalano of zoevstheuniverse.com As we slam the door on 2016, and then set that door on fire, it’s time to look forward to new goals, new experiences. After countless grueling and painstaking interviews, for which we endured a lot of whining, ours and our subjects’, we’ve rounded up the […]
18 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Toddlers
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Living with toddlers essentially means living under the rule of pint-sized dictators. They’re constantly screaming orders and have larger-than-life tantrums when their demands aren’t met. These tiny humans have terrible hand-eye coordination, never sleep, and live on a strict diet of toast and fruit […]
Toddler Rescues Brother from Fallen Dresser: Please Stop Judging and Start Anchoring Your Furniture
A video of a toddler pushing a fallen dresser off of his twin brother is making the internet rounds. As the two-year-olds are playing in their room during what appear to be the early morning hours, they climb their mostly empty dresser drawers and pull the whole thing over on […]
Can We Please Stop Calling Toddlers A**holes?
By Megan Stonelake of Empathic Parenting Little Sh*ts We’ve all seen writers call kids assholes or little shits in memes, blog posts, and even book titles. They are attempts at parental comic relief. They’re written by and for parents who are overwhelmed, exhausted, or just plain annoyed. The other thing they […]
Surviving the Holidays with Toddlers
Holidays can make you want to pull your hair out. So can toddlers. Combine them and by the middle of December, your insides will burn like they’re at war with each other. You’ll be running around with leftover fruitcake crumbs stuck to your chin, babbling nonsense about never celebrating another holiday for the […]
A+ Toddler Code
By Barrie Bismark Everyone knows that toddlers can be difficult, unpredictable and even rotten at times. It’s just the way we are at this age. All the learning, discovery, and growing is sometimes just too much for our little brains and bodies to handle. As for me, I’m a go-getter […]
Moving With Toddlers: Realistic Craigslist Ads
By Stephanie Pappas of snackdinner May 21 Stainless Steel Tension Rod and Shower Curtain Rings $25 Stainless steel tension rod and shower curtain rings set in like-new condition. Must sell because the baby–who can sleep through the latest Game of Thrones at top volume–will wake any time the curtain is […]