16 Parent Phrases Decoded

[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] As parents, we have a vernacular all our own — things we tell our children, which we either A.) Say because we don’t know what else to do, B.) Don’t really mean but think sounds good anyway, or C.) Really, really swear to God we’re gonna […]

Stop With The Husband Bashing Already

I remember my brother telling my husband and me about a guy he works with teasing him before he married my sister-in-law.  The guy asked him if he knew about the three rings: “First comes the engagement ring.  Then comes the wedding ring.  And then comes the suffering!” Hardy har har. […]

School Supply List: A Teacher’s Fantasy

I’ve seen a lot of posts on Facebook about school supply purchases my friends have or are about to make for their children entering elementary school, and I’ve gotta say, these lists are insane, you guys: 10 packages of dry erase markers, 17 boxes of crayons, top-of-the-line running shoes, four […]

32 Life Rules I’ve Learned in 32 Years

1. If you have a crap ton of diapers on hand, you won’t need them.  If you don’t, your kid will shit the equivalent of an erupting volcano. 2. If something is due tomorrow, you can bet your ass your hard drive will crash/your printer will run out of ink/your […]