By Jamie Johnson of hashtagmomfail.com This is most definitely my worst #MomFail. The big kahuna. Possibly the one that makes you think, oh shit, this woman has lost it. Why is she sharing this with the internet? But I have discussed this with friends. They have told me this has […]
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Five (-ish) Stages of Walking My Toddler
By Bridget Weldon I’ve always been a bit of a nature lover. When my daughter was born, I developed a newfound appreciation for being outdoors. It meant an escape from the TV, the demonic electronic sounds of toys, and the unfolding mess that shifted continually throughout the day. It was […]
10 Reasons You Should Definitely Take Your Toddler on a 20-Hour Flight to Australia
By Liz Bolton People love to tell new parents that their lives are about to change—in the most passive-aggressive language possible. “Say goodbye to sex, buddy,” “Hope you got plenty of sleep before the baby came,” and “I guess you won’t be going on vacation anytime soon,” are the tip […]
Toddler Marketing 101
By Jordan of Motherhood Collective Class, welcome to Toddler Marketing 101. I’m so glad you’ve elected to take this course, and I can say with some confidence that you will find the information we will cover this semester invaluable within the next 10 to 15 years. In fact, I would go so […]
“The Cat Has Anger Issues” and Other Lessons My Toddler Has Had to Learn the Hard Way
By Jordan Miller Sometimes significant life lessons are easily learned–someone tells you the fire is hot, you believe them and don’t touch the fire. Other times you have to stick your hand right in the flames because what if they’re wrong and you’re missing out on something wonderful? Toddlers often […]
Mother Refuses to Have Kid’s Hair Cut Due to Condition Known as Toddlerism
By Jordan of Motherhood Collective A mother in Cut & Shoot, Texas, has reportedly made the difficult decision to never have her child’s hair cut again. Sharon Wimple made the shocking discovery that her eighteen-month-old son Jason suffers from a rare genetic condition known as ‘Toddlerism,’ which results in him being […]
Father Accidentally Loses Toddler in Messy House
A local father is feeling very relieved after he began to question whether he’d lost his toddler while his wife was away. “I was pretty excited to finally spend some time with my son. My wife is always home with him. When she told me she’d like to visit […]
Adventures in Toddler Feeding: My Son, the Pineapple and the Secret of Nut-less Butter
By Jeanne Gyr Meet my son, the pineapple. It’s just about the only thing he eats. My boy, who was so big in the womb that he had to be air lifted out of it, is now my house’s finickiest eater. He’s a healthy weight, thanks to the boulder-thick thighs he […]