By Mandi Em of Healthy Living for Hot Messes
In these uncertain times, the health and safety concerns of all of our customers are weighing heavily on our minds. Here at Buttplugs Incorporated, we want you to feel happy, relaxed, and safe. Most importantly, we want you to know that when it comes to health and safety, Buttplugs Inc. is always number 1 for Industry Standards.
Although the Covid-19 Coronavirus Pandemic is largely a respiratory illness, we wanted to inform you of all the measures we’re taking to make sure that the product is fully safe and sterile when you receive it. After all, people are wanting buttplugs more than ever, given all the stress we’re all under. Additionally, we saw a boom in sales in March when folks were short on toilet paper.
Buttplugs Inc. is taking all the following precautions to ensure the safety of our customers and shippers during this time:
- SANITATION- All buttplugs will be double-dipped in industrial grade hand sanitizer prior to packaging
- MASKS- All employees of Buttplugs Inc. will be wearing a mask at packaging time to reduce the risk of your buttplug being sneezed on.
- GLOVES- All quality control agents will wear gloves while testing out your buttplug.
- PACKAGING- Every buttplug will be left in the tester’s anus for 14 business days to ensure it’s properly quarantined before it enters the sanitizing and shipping phases.
Although you may be flooded with messages about how companies are handling this pandemic, we felt it was important to fill you in on the measures we’re taking to save the starfish. We enjoy your business as much as we hope you enjoy our products.
Yours in tender solidarity,
The Team at Buttplugs Incorporated
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