What’s worse than the 4 million years it takes for kids to find their shoes in the morning? The 5 million years it takes to put them to bed at night.

Between the requests for more stories, the complaints that they’re too hot … too cold …  too hot again, and their insistence that they need to pee even though you know they’re full of malarkey because you just watched them pee 2 seconds ago, it’s enough to drive a person to the brink of insanity.

Thankfully, Ludacris has come to the rescue with a masterful performance in which he raps Anna Dewdney’s ‘Llama Llama Red Pajama’ like a pro.

If you haven’t seen his rendition yet, check it out below. We promise you’ll seriously never read the book to your kids the same way again.

So when the kids come out of their rooms and ask for the 12 billionth glass of water for the night, just shoo them back in, tuck those covers back around them, settle them back down, and be sure you have your trusty iPad at your side and this sweet beat ready to roll.

Grab a glass of wine, get the Netflix fired up, and rest easy tonight, parents.

Luda’s got this.