It’s so cold I can’t feel my face and I’m pretty sure after the way I treated it this weekend, my liver is going to put in its two week notice tomorrow. Thankfully I’ve got these funny as hell Facebookers to lighten my spirits and start this next week off right.

Check out their hilarity and be sure to follow them if you’re not already. We’d hate for you to miss the party.

1. I feel so accomplished already. (Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine with My Morning Quiet Time?)

2. Dallas is one busy city.  (Darla Halyk)

3. It’s Pinot butter jelly time! (Kimberly Zapata, Sunshine Spoils Milk)

4. The irony. (Samara Rose)

5. Back off, little lady. Let the dads show you how it’s done. (Story of This Life)

6. A LOT funnier. (Sister Serendip)

7. Motherhood defined. (Appetite for Honesty)

8. Always gotta watch out for that behind-the-peanut area. (Suburban Shit Show: Tales from the Tree-Lined Trenches)

9. I know it’s around here somewhere… (Rodney Lacroix – Author)

10. SOOOOO pregnant. (Funny Is Family)