Steel yourselves, everyone. Ivanka Trump announced she will be closing down her fashion line, leaving millions to wonder, “Well, now what am I supposed to inappropriately dress the mannequins in as I’m killing time in TJ Maxx between stopping by the DMV and waiting for my colonoscopy consult to start?”
Trump’s company, which she launched in 2014 but backed away from when she entered her senior advisor position in the White House, has faced backlash in the wake of her father’s election, with several big-name retailers dropping the line following public criticism, including Nordstrom’s and Hudson’s Bay, and other retailers seeing steadily declining sales, including Macy’s, Amazon, and Bloomingdales.
As for her decision to close down the enterprise, Trump claims it is rooted in her desire to remain in Washington D.C. indefinitely and not because the venture isn’t doing well.
*wink* Yeah, gurl. Sure. We’ll go with that.
While some may be buying the Trump family’s latest dose of bullshit, the good people of Twitter are not, throwing shade so dark Ivanka’s gonna need a flashlight to see her way out of this one. Have a look, and try not to feel too bad for her. I’m sure the family’s got another business in need of complete failure and abandonment right around the corner. It’ll be fine.
Ivanka Trump is immediately shutting down her fashion line so a moment of silence please for all those Chinese jobs lost.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 24, 2018
Ivanka Trump will now be shutting down her entire tacky fashion line effective immediately.
I really don’t care, do you?
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) July 24, 2018
Ivanka Trump's fashion brand may be over but never forget her timeless fashion advice: Pair sleek, classic nepotism with blind adherence to a maniac and spritz with the vague, insulting guise of female empowerment.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 24, 2018
Good to know that Ivanka Trump has the same abilities of her father in terms of running companies into the ground.
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) July 24, 2018
Ivanka Trump may be shutting down her fashion brand, but the good news is that you can still buy garbage bags at any local supermarket
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) July 24, 2018
RIP, Ivanka Trump Fashions pic.twitter.com/1IwFLpecRc
— scott linnen (@ScottLinnen) July 24, 2018
Now that she's closed her failing fashion line, Ivanka Trump says she will focus on what she's doing in Washington — as soon as she can figure out what the hell that is.
— Victor Laszlo (@Impolitics) July 24, 2018
Ivanka Trump: I'M TOO BUSY FOR MY MARSHALLS AND TJ MAXX FASHION LINE. I HAVE TO STAY IN DC TO HELP MY DAD ATTACK PEOPLE THAT AREN'T WHITE
— Fuck Conservatives (@FuckCons) July 24, 2018
well, there goes Ivanka Trump's chance to open up a line of designer prison jumpsuits
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) July 24, 2018
Dear Ivanka Trump,
When you’re the most hated family in the world, people don’t buy your shit.
Signed,
Business 101— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) July 24, 2018
POLL: Ivanka trump is shutting down her busted-ass fashion brand.
If she starts another one, what should it be called?
Please vote and Retweet.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 24, 2018
Congratulations to Ivanka Trump for joining the family business of going out of business. pic.twitter.com/fkGPxv1JyU
— Late Night with Seth Meyers (@LateNightSeth) July 24, 2018
Tuesday: Trump says he will give $12 billion to soybean farmers.
Thursday: Ivanka Trump announces she and Jared are now soybean farmers.
— Hunter (@HunterDK) July 24, 2018
“Ivanka Trump never had a fashion line…” pic.twitter.com/7x24CitbqD
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) July 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/2020fight/status/1021807451555782657
Just kidding on that last one. She’ll never be poor. Turns out being a soulless sellout is quite profitable.