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Indulge Your Fantasies With This $750K House Containing Adult Sexual Oasis

For those of you who have dreamt of indulging your 50 Shades of Grey fantasies – Welcome Home.

A lovely suburban home has just come onto the market at 1612 Norristown Road in Maple Glen, Pennsylvania. Perfect for families. And sadomasochists?

This 5029 square foot colonial home includes 5 bedrooms and 2 1/2 baths. It’s described as a “one of a kind suburban home with a sexy twist” and is located 15 miles outside of Philadelphia on .9 acres. Its many listed attributes include:

Gorgeous gourmet kitchen w/ newer (2013) stainless steel appliances, tumbled marble backsplash, and large granite island, and granite countertops.

Hardwood floors throughout both floors.

Breakfast room w/ vaulted ceilings walks out to large deck and private wooded yard w/ custom gazebo.

Dining room w/ custom wainscoting

Living room/billiard room includes pool table.

Family room w/ brick fireplace and beautiful wall of windows

1 st floor study.

2nd level includes a large master bedroom suite w/ gas fireplace. Master bathroom w/ double doors , marble floors, dual vanities, stall shower and soaking tub.

2 walk-in closets

3 additional large spacious bedrooms and an additional bathroom

Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom and also is a private adult sexual oasis.

Wait. What?

That’s right, it also includes a private adult sexual oasis (aka: sex dungeon). It may be prim and proper on the outside, but it’s a swingin’ party on the inside.

This not-so-typical home in the ‘burbs holds a dirty little secret. Oh my. “Which can always be converted back to a typical suburban basement,” just in case that’s not your sort of thing.

Am I the only one whose eyes have temporarily left their sockets? This is high-end equipment right here. And you thought the suburbs were boring. Apparently not.

Photo Credit: zillow.com/Bright MLS

It also happens to be located in the award winning Upper Dublin school district! Which is fantastic for the kids. It’s a win for everyone in the fam.

It can all be yours for a mere $750,000. Including furniture, which for the lucky buyer, includes a pool table, an alarming number of animal skin rugs, whips, chains, and a sex swing.

The listing by realtor Melissa Leonard, which first appeared on the Coldwell Banker Homes realtor site, has since been modified. Possibly because it had garnered over 500,000 views in just a few short hours. But the original listing can be read here:

“50 shades of Maple Glen”. One of a kind surburban home with a sexy twist. Private quiet lane of 3 homes leads you to a secluded 4 bedrooms upstairs plus 1 bedroom in basement 2.5 bath colonial home located just 15 miles outside Philadelphia in the suburb of Maple Glen. Property includes 3 fireplaces, indoor/outdoor speaker system, 2 new heaters & water heater (2014), 2 new sump pumps, Gorgeous gourmet kitchen w/ newer (2013) stainless steel appliances, tumbled marble backsplash, & large granite island, & granite countertops. Hardwood floors throughout both floors. Breakfast room w/ vaulted ceilings walks out to large deck & private wooded yard w/ custom gazebo. Dining room w/ custom wainscoting, Living room/billiard room includes pool table. Family room w/ brick fireplace & beautiful wall of windows. 1 st floor study. 2nd level includes a large master bedroom suite w/ gas fireplace. Master bathroom w/ double doors , marble floors, dual vanities, stall shower & soaking tub. There is a step-down office w/ window seats w/ storage & 2 walk-in closets. 3 additional large spacious bedrooms & an additional bathroom complete the 2 nd floor. 3 rd level offers a huge walk-up attic. Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom and also is a private adult sexual oasis. It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement. Home currently is being offered as an Air B & B rental @maisonxs that gets $750 a night on weekdays & $2000 a night on the weekends for private parties or entertainment. Convenient to PA turnpike, 309, 63, 152 , trains to Center City Phila, restaurants, shops, & minutes from downtown Ambler. Award winning Upper Dublin school district. House is being sold furnished.

Short a few funds? Not to worry. You can still indulge your inner sex kitten, at least for now. The home is currently being offered as an Air B&B rental, (which I’m sure the neighbors love) for the bargain sex basement price of $995 per night. It’s advertised as providing “a cozy and warm experience, or something a little more exciting, MXS is designed to appeal to your own personal mood. When hosting private parties, demonstrations, or just a retreat.”

Um, demonstrations?  

According to an interview with Philly Mag, realtor Melissa Leonard says the current owner is doing well with the rental. “He just started this and has made $5,000 in his first month. He’s getting constant bookings, and he even was hired to film a rap video there.”

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I’d just be sure to bring along a large box of Clorox bleach wipes if I were you.