Humor Parenting Tweets

12 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents in February

As February comes to a close, we can safely say we have a handle on how 2020 has started, and it’s a bit of a shitshow. However, “shitshow” is nothing new to those of us with kids, as parents are certainly no strangers to fuckery and bullshit. It doesn’t matter what month or what year it is. If you have kids, it’s all a fucking mess.

Luckily we have humor to get us through, even if it does make people clutch their pearls and wonder whether we could possibly love the little critters since we roast them so hard. Yes, Janet, I love the shit out of my kids, but I am big enough to admit when they’re totally ridiculous too. Thanks.

So as we say goodbye to February, let’s also look back at all the hilarious tweets that the funny parents of Twitter gave us. Some may say they’re just tweets, but we all know that what they really stand for is letting us know we aren’t alone in the shitshow. And that shit is special!

[adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/]

1. Ah yes, the personal traveling garbage bin.

2. It’s a long game, but it’ll be worth it.

3. They don’t rap about wild nights like this, and that’s a tragedy.

4. The fact that you still try is some serious strength of character.

https://twitter.com/Jonesy_donkey/status/1229556111872843778

[adsanity id=”35667″ align=”aligncenter”/]

5. Wow, who’s on trial here??

6. “I need my soccer shirt by the end of the day, Mom.”

7. Some legit quality bonding time.

8. It’s like a fun surprise as you spiral into sleep-deprived panic.

[adsanity id=”35665″ align=”aligncenter”/]

9. Superheroes come in many forms.

10. The most powerful creatures in the universe.

11. The milestones keep going past those early years.

12. Let’s file this under “sounds good in theory,” shall we?

[adsanity id=”35666″ align=”aligncenter”/]

All hail funny parenting tweets for showing us that we aren’t alone!

Happy end of February, and cheers to March! Seriously, who needs counseling when you have 140 characters?