By MockMom Contributors
It’s estimated that over half of Americans get their news from Facebook. That percentage is significantly higher for Millennials, because they’re awful.
Even if you’re one of the few who doesn’t get your news from Facebook, all of our newsfeeds have become increasingly political since a certain man-baby became President. And the current range of emoji reactions don’t come close to covering the vast array of emotions and nausea we feel when reading news pertaining to our ill-tempered Tweeter-in-Chief.
Facebook has responded and is reportedly developing the following emojis for Trump-related posts:
The WTF?!
The face palm
A pair of tiny little hands
A paper bag emoji (you know, for all the hyperventilating)
One that starts out laughing and ends as crying
The “I can’t even”
The “not surprised but still dying inside”
An eye-roll so hard it gets stuck that way
Jesus giving the finger (or the snap in z formation)
The spinning head girl from The Exorcist
Mouth farts
Primal scream
Kellyanne Conway’s face
Trump eating Putin’s and Bannon’s assholes
Finger rotating by the temple (coo coo)
A head shaking
A head banging on the keyboard
A head that’s shaking AND crying AND banging on the keyboard
Rage donating to the ACLU
The no-fucking-kidding face
The fake-surprise face
Poop emoji (not the smiling one, we mean crabby-ass poop)
A monkey that throws the angry poop emoji
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Special thanks to the following contributors:
Serena Dorman, Anna Gracia, Jennifer Rosen Heinz, Amy Hunter, Kathryn Leehane, Crystal Lowery, Melanie Madamba, Hannah Mayer, and Joanna McClanahan