By Rebecca Lang of BeckyRebecca.com There’s a growing epidemic across the nation of women, particularly mothers, declaring that they have no more fucks to give — that they just can’t care about stuff like they used to. Take this quiz to discover whether you’re at risk for running out of fucks. 1. […]
Screenshot: AARP Remember every 1990 girl’s first crush, Luke Perry (aka Dylan McKay of the hit TV show, Beverly Hills 90210)? He is gracing the cover of AARP Magazine this month. The American Association of Retired Persons allows anyone aged 50 or over to be a card-carrying member. Luke is […]
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Augusta, Maine — Local grandma, Helen Kravinski, strongly believes that five dollars is still worth something in 2019. “Money doesn’t grow on trees, you know. When I was their age, five dollars was a lot of money. I know that they can spend it however […]
By Allison Alter of A Tale of Two Mommies A devoted stay-at-home mom residing in a suburban community met her demise due to her toddler’s cherished stuffed dog he schlepped along to all destinations. The doting child ensured said companion reveled in all manners of substance during the family’s travels, […]
By Kelly Riibe of Family Footnote Strong-willed children grow up to be determined parents, who in turn give birth to even stronger-willed kids. It is a cycle that describes my life pretty accurately. I was once a preschooler who demanded answers to a lot of questions, then an adolescent who talked […]
Remember watching a football game before kids? Don your jersey, grab a beer and cheer your team. After kids, it’s similar… in no way at all.
By Kristina Johnson of That Mommy Lady If you’re reading this and you happen to be an adult person with functioning genitalia and a significant other, you probably get this question a lot So when are you going to have kids? Or, if you happen to already have a child, […]
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com Two days after walking several bags of trash 30 feet from his house to the curb, Pittsburgh man Kent McInerney is still congratulating himself on a job well done. “I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m no slacker on the homefront,” McInerney said. “Even […]