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Local Woman Supports Public School Toilet Paper Ban

By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell Tireless digestive health campaigner, Jennifer Simmons-Adler, spoke today with reporters regarding her controversial proposal to eliminate toilet paper from public schools in her district. Ms. Simmons-Adler’s stated goal is “to not deprive the children of toilet paper. Not at all. I want to […]

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I Am Exactly Like a Single Mom

By Sage K. Penn Being a single parent is really hard. My baby is 6 years old, and the weight of him overwhelms me sometimes. I am solely responsible for waking him up in the morning, getting him breakfast, and making sure he washes his face and brushes his teeth. […]