From unnecessary accessories to vaginal accouterments (“accooterments” if you will), these are the gifts that moms definitely don’t want this Valentine’s Day: 1. Valentine-themed clothing and accessories For just $9,300 you can get this heart-shaped fur coat that would be appropriate to wear for exactly one day out of the […]
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Valentine’s Day Before and After Kids
By Keenan McGrath of DearQueenan.com Before Children: You spend an hour browsing Hallmark, reading every card until you find the perfect mix of sweet sentiment and witty humor that encompasses the deep bond of love you share with your partner [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] After Children: You can’t find the one […]
Toddler Deeply Offended by Mother Who Makes Exactly What She Asked For
By Marisa Svalstedt A local toddler is up in arms over the meals her supposedly “loving” mother provides for her on a daily basis. According to the distraught child, the most recent incident occurred when her mother asked what she’d like for lunch. The toddler, whom we will call Emma for […]
Why Parents Are Putting Their Babies In Cardboard Boxes
Nobody puts baby in a corner, but Finland has been putting newborn babies in boxes since 1938, and now the US is following suit. Putting your baby in a cardboard box might sound strange, but these box programs aim to lower the infant mortality rate by providing parents of newborns […]
Married Mamas: The Thrill Isn’t Gone. It’s Just Exhausted
By Liz Petrone of lizpetrone.com This is why they don’t let me write wedding vows. It’s 3:00 AM, our bedroom, any night, and I hear a noise. “Nick, did you hear that?” I ask my sleeping husband, hoping that the noise was just a remnant of the dream I was […]
How Having A Toddler Is Like Having the Worst Boss Ever
By Barrie Bismark of The Daily Dump I think it is safe to say that we have all had really terrible, asinine, and arrogant bosses at one time or another. You know, the total assholes that suck the life out of you pretty much every day. I know I have. […]
Amazon Is Selling Tin Foil Hats and the Reviews Are Predictably Hilarious
Just when I thought I’d seen it all, an advertisement popped up in my browser for The Electro Deflecto Unisex Tin Foil Hat. Now, before you go and judge my internet history and determine the ad targeted my cookies because I am some sort of crazy conspiracy theorist, I’ll have […]
18 Hilarious Memes About Getting Kids to Go the F**k to Sleep
Bedtime. Next to the sleeplessness of those first few months after bringing home a newborn, bedtime is quite possibly one of a parent’s greatest challenges and nightmares. Just when you think you’ve finally gotten the kids wrangled, changed, washed, and brushed for bed, they pull out some ninja-level aversion tactics […]