For years, our stylists have been hounding us to stop washing our hair every day. It dries out the strands and strips that luscious color we pay so much money to have, they said. As a result, dry shampoo has become our new BFF. But now, according to an article […]
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The Adhesive Boob Corset Is Further Proof That Clothing Designers Hate Women
Every year we see fashion fads come and go, and they almost always seem like poor decisions in retrospect. (Dresses over jeans? What the hell we were thinking?) But this year is shaping up to be the worst yet. It started with Nordstrom. Now, I know what you’re thinking: A […]
Sorry, Kids. The Naughty Leprechaun Will Not Be Visiting Us.
By Heidi Hamm I’ve been at this parenting gig for almost nine years. I thought I knew about all the elves and fairies and bunnies that come along with kids. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, even that pesky Elf On The Shelf. Apparently, there is a new […]
Facebook User Sees Joke She Disagrees With, Miraculously Keeps Scrolling
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid & Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Local resident Pearl Klutcher is being hailed as a hero after declining to comment on a joke she considered to be distasteful. “Ugh, it was awful,” Klutcher recounted. “I was just sitting and scrolling, minding my own business, when […]
An Open Letter to My First Gray Hair
By Mia Carella of (this) mom with a blog Dear Little Gray, Can I call you that? I know we just met, but I feel strangely close to you already. It was an ordinary weekday morning when you came into my life. I was running around in a hurried frenzy […]
How We Recover From Our Parenting Meltdowns Matters
By Heidi Hamm Most of the time I am a good parent. I do all the things a good parent does. I am loving and patient and kind. I listen to my kids’ stories, laugh at their jokes and smile sweetly while they spend ten minutes zipping up their own […]
Mom Sentenced to 12 Months of Pinterest After Lame Birthday Party
By Heather Burnett of Word to Your Mother A Mississippi mother has been sentenced to 12 months of Pinterest after it was found that she neglected to give her 9-year-old daughter an Epic Birthday Party. Prosecutors say the mother, 41-year-old Heather Burnett, thought celebrating the child’s birthday with close family […]
26 Hilariously On-Point Memes About the Struggle of Getting Kids Out the Door
Getting ready to leave the house on time and without forgetting anything is hard enough when it’s just you, but when you add kids to the mix, all bets are off. It’s like, when God was constructing children, he was all, “How about we create something with the quickness of a […]