First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a whole bunch of stuff nobody could have prepared you for in a million years. Ahh, married life. When you make a commitment to spend the rest of your life with the same person, you’re not thinking about improperly hung or completely […]
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Clip-On Man Buns Are Here to Haunt Your Dreams
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama The man bun has been popularized by Hollywood celebrities as well as guys who enjoy playing ‘Wonderwall’ on their obscure instrument of choice. It’s a hairstyle that screams, “I have the fashion sense of someone with a very specific kind of gluten allergy.” [adsanity […]
Octopus Buns Are Stylish Apparently So Just Fire Your Stylist and Hire Me
I am pleased to announce that I am leaving behind my passions of teaching and writing so that I can pursue the career for which I have a true gift: personal stylist. Discovering my gift was a bigger shock to me than to anyone. My approach to fashion and style […]
Women Are Putting Wasp Nests In Their Vaginas And Shockingly, This Is A Bad Idea
This just in: it has been confirmed by a doctor that it’s dangerous to put a wasp nest in your vagina. In related news, don’t put broken shards of glass, porcupine quills, or jagged scraps of metal in there either. Gynecologist Jen Gunter is warning women against trying the latest WTF […]
24 Hysterical Memes About the Struggle That Is Summer Break With Kids
School’s out for summer and it’s the most wonderful time of the … never mind.
‘Hot Flash’: A New App for Menopausal Women
By Marlene Kern Fischer of Thoughts From Aisle Four After reading about an app called Peanut which connects moms “who missed out on Tinder” with other new moms, a middle-aged woman had an idea for an app which brings together menopausal women. The 53-year-old mother of three said she realized that women […]
Tainted Buffet Leads to On-Stage Diarrhea Fest at Jacksonville Strip Club
This just in–A Jacksonville strip club relived the barfing scene in Stand By Me, except with projectile diarrhea. So here’s the poop scoop: [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] On Friday, a Jacksonville strip club was offering a free buffet, from which both dancers and patrons filled themselves with ribs, chicken, and deep-fried […]
It’s the End of the School Year and I’m Tired
By Christine Carter of The Mom Cafe I’m tired. So very tired… I’m tired of this school year. I want it over. I’m tired of waking the kids up from a deep sleep with that frantic flurry of mobilizing their weary bodies out the door. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] I’m tired […]