This just in: it has been confirmed by a doctor that it’s dangerous to put a wasp nest in your vagina. In related news, don’t put broken shards of glass, porcupine quills, or jagged scraps of metal in there either. Gynecologist Jen Gunter is warning women against trying the latest WTF beauty trend that suggests putting […]
School’s out for summer and it’s the most wonderful time of the … never mind.
By Ailish Delaney of Mumma in the Middle My daughter is 12, and if I do say so myself, she is pretty, funny, and smart. She also has a big personality, but the thing is – she keeps that for the people she knows. When she is comfortable and at ease, she comes out of […]
By Marlene Kern Fischer of Thoughts From Aisle Four After reading about an app called Peanut which connects moms “who missed out on Tinder” with other new moms, a middle-aged woman had an idea for an app which brings together menopausal women. The 53-year-old mother of three said she realized that women in her age group missed […]
This just in–A Jacksonville strip club relived the barfing scene in Stand By Me, except with projectile diarrhea. So here’s the poop scoop: On Friday, a Jacksonville strip club was offering a free buffet, from which both dancers and patrons filled themselves with ribs, chicken, and deep-fried shrimp, because of course. That’s when all hole […]
By Christine Carter of The Mom Cafe I’m tired. So very tired… I’m tired of this school year. I want it over. I’m tired of waking the kids up from a deep sleep with that frantic flurry of mobilizing their weary bodies out the door. I’m tired of checking the forecast and telling them it […]
By Nikki Morris of Funny (For a Girl) So you’re having a baby. Congratulations! No doubt 15 of your closest friends are already planning a Tupperware baby shower in your honor, complete with all the Jello salad and tuna casserole you can eat. But what happens after the crepe paper streamers come down and you’re […]
By Heidi Hamm It was just one of those mornings. I pressed snooze one too many times. The kids, who are normally up at the crack of dawn, slept in. My son’s favorite, and apparently only pair of pants that fit properly in his entire repertoire of pants, had gone missing. And my daughter’s fish […]