By Tonilyn Hornung “I want to see her because I love her,” a tiny voice explains from the darkness. “He really wants to see you,” my mom says apologetically. I really want to see him, too. For two days I’ve really wanted to see my son, but pain has kept me […]
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11 Hysterically Relatable Tweets About the Battle That Is Kids and the Cold
Yay! Winter is coming! Can’t wait to force my kids into coats and beg them to wear pants instead of shorts when it’s 29 degrees outside. -no parent ever So it’s happening, friends. The temps are dropping. This morning it was 35 degrees as we left for school. You’d think I […]
Yes, I Made My Husband Have A Vasectomy
People say a girl should think of her body as a temple. I’m no history buff, but imagine an ancient temple that has been invaded, set into ruins, rebuilt, sometimes worshipped, but mostly inhabited far too often by humans who meant well but definitely wreaked havoc on this structure. […]
Which Swears Are Most Popular in Your Region? These Sweary Maps Have the Answer and We Can’t Get Enough
If there’s one thing I need to add to my hectic schedule, it’s figuring out which swear words are most popular in certain regions across the United States. Thankfully, United Kingdom lecturer of forensic linguistics, Jack Grieve, has created just the website that will allow me to spend hours avoiding […]
Preparing for Parenthood (If We’re Being Honest)
By Jesica Ryzynski of Is That Chocolate or Poop? If you are planning on starting a family, or expecting your first child, there are a multitude of books, online forums, and websites that will tell you all about becoming a parent. Not to mention the parenting classes, pamphlets in the […]
Mom Posts Pic of Child’s Severed Hand to Online Group, Asks What to Do Now
By Lola Lolita Greenville mom, Eve Obvio, always knew that her husband’s decision to leave his hatchet haphazardly laying on the shed floor, even though she asked him 4.7 trillion times to please put it away when he was done chopping wood (not that kind of wood; like, literal wood […]
12 Hilarious Tweets to Unite Introvert Parents – On Separate Park Benches, Of Course
Introvert parents unite, awkwardly, on separate benches at the playground, while scrolling through these hilarious tweets and avoiding people.
24 Halloween Memes to Make You Laugh the Candy Calories Right Off
If Halloween is one of your favorite holidays, as it is mine, this time of year is pretty darn exciting. There’s the decorating, and the costume hunting, and the candy shopping. OH, THE CANDY SHOPPING! If it’s not one of your favorite holidays, first of all, what kind of monster […]