Quentin Tarantino is going to be a dad and there’s a good chance he’ll end up on Santa’s naughty list.
SPM/MM
14 Funny Tweets About The Family Pet
Pets are not only a source of love and companionship, but they are also a source of entertainment.
Hand to God, Corn Flakes Were Invented So You’d Stop Masturbating
Kellogg made the cereal to give to patients at the sanitarium that he worked at so that first thing in the morning, their masturbatory urges would be squashed.
12 Tweets About The School Car Line To Read While You Idle
The car line is that special place where dreams of being a calm and gentle parent/driver go to idle, then die.
Suck It, Pinterest Moms
Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)
People Are Getting Matching Pedicures With Their Dogs. What A Time To Be Alive.
Sure, it sounds a little crazy, but people are going and getting their toenails done in matching colors with their doggos.
Woman Finds 1967 Letter Addressed to Missing Veteran, Locates Family
The recipient has been missing for ten years and the family is asking for help finding him.
15 Hilariously Real Tweets About Beachtime Fun
Sure, it might be fun, but you’ll also probably leave with a whole lot of sand, a crying child, and a belly full of overpriced fries and regret.