I’m saving up all my fucks to give about fashion until I’m in that “Grandma” phase of life, at which point – lock up your men, boo.
SPM/MM
20 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents in October
Everyone could use a laugh after Halloween while they’re wrangling their kids off the ceiling all hopped up on Jolly Ranchers and mini Twix bars.
My Teen Hangs Out at the Park and He Doesn’t Deserve Your Judgment
Yes, my teenager hangs out at the park, and even may swing from the monkey bars. But he’s a good kid who is just trying to find a place to be with his friends.
21 Hilarious Memes That Show Moms Just Wanna Go To Bed Early
Momming and adulting is hard AF; you deserve to tuck in early.
17 Funny Tweets About Halloween Candy
You DESERVE that candy you’re totally going to steal from your kids. Y’all deserve nice things too.
Hilarious Memes About Scaring Off Friends By Getting Weird
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.
13 Funny Tweets That Show How Vicious Kids Can Be
So if your kid is violent AF, there’s no need to worry. Sometimes it just be like that.
Stone Cold Broke
How we got here, to this financial state—as people with college degrees and a nice house—doesn’t really matter. But we are broke. Stone cold broke.