If the quest for free time has taught us anything at all, it’s that the kids WILL find us, and they will most definitely say something weird.
To say that the world right now is a dumpster fire would be an insult to flaming dumpsters.
Happy end of February, and cheers to March! Seriously, who needs counseling when you have 140 characters?
A snack can usually fit in your purse and act as an emotional support companion wherever you go.
This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
I’d say that if I could go back and learn it again to prepare, I would, but honestly I’d probably just fail it then too.
If there’s one thing you can count on year-round, it’s the endless supply of fuckery and nonsense, courtesy of your children.
If you have your family in the car, you’re simply one high-pitched wail away from accidentally hitting the wrong pedal and slamming into a dumpster.