By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama I’ve always loved naps. They cure a variety of ailments and make us all a little less murdery. If everyone made time for naps, the world would be a better place. We’d probably have world peace by now. Since having kids, naps have become […]
Tweets
18 Hilarious Tweets About the Awkwardness of Dating
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Marriage isn’t always easy. But sometimes, when things get tough, I like to keep things in perspective by reminding myself that dating was so much worse. In the age of smartphones, dating apps, and nudes, I think it’s safe to assume dating has gotten […]
18 of the All-Time Funniest Tweets About Animals
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama It’s been a rough few weeks. Trying to keep up with current events, and separate facts from alternative facts, has become a full-time job. We’re all in desperate need of a break and some laughs. With all of the fuckery going on, it’s safe […]
18 of the Best Tweets From Rogue Government Alt Accounts
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Not all heroes wear capes. As it turns out, some of them wear ranger hats. Last week, Lord Voldemort Trump was sworn in as President. (For those who missed it: Trump gave a nationalistic speech, Melania looked like a war prisoner, and Kellyanne Conway […]
18 Tweets About Being Married with Kids That Will Crack You Up
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby and the endless tweet material. Being married with kids means you probably don’t know what day it is, but you’re sure you’re the only person who ever bothers to refill the filtered water. It means “getting […]
18 Tweets About Trump That’ll Make You Laugh Till You Cry (Then Cry Some More)
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama It’s been a somber start to the new year, having been reminded, daily, that we will soon have to say goodbye to Obama and have a narcissistic man-baby sworn in as President. People will start saying the words “President” and “Trump” together; some may […]
18 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Toddlers
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Living with toddlers essentially means living under the rule of pint-sized dictators. They’re constantly screaming orders and have larger-than-life tantrums when their demands aren’t met. These tiny humans have terrible hand-eye coordination, never sleep, and live on a strict diet of toast and fruit […]
18 Tweets from Parents on the Fresh Hell That Is Winter Break
The holidays are the most wonderful time of the year. At least they are until that second week of winter break, when you reach your breaking point of shrieking, arguing children in your immediate vicinity. Having kids at home for the summer is one thing, when you can throw them […]