For those of us who live in states with 4 seasons, we know winter arrives every December. We expect snow. We expect ice. We dig out our gloves and hats and snow boots and hatch our hibernation plans. But yet, every year, we are blindsided. It’s one of those tricks […]
Tweets
Twitter’s Best Responses to Trump’s Insanely Stupid Global Warming Tweet
At 1:01 am Friday morning, the president took to his favorite platform for confirming his stupidity and tweeted the dumbest shit to ever dumb about global warming: This shouldn’t surprise anyone. This clown’s dumbfuckery knows no bounds. I mean, he puts out so much bullshit, the news cycle can’t even […]
13 of the Most Hilarious Tweets About That Elf on the Shelf
It’s our favorite time of the year, parents! Not only are the kids adding 36 items to their Christmas lists every fricking day and fighting with us over wearing coats even if their lips are blue, but we are also supposed to remember to move the damn elf every night! […]
20 Hilarious Tweets About What It’s Like to Join the ‘Parent Hood’
These 20 tweets perfectly describe what it’s like to be part of the parent hood.
10 of the Funniest Tweets About the Joys of Early Mornings with Kids
Remember weekend mornings before kids? Sleeping until 9 a.m… drinking hot coffee… mimosas at brunch… Or, remember when you didn’t know that 4:45 a.m. was an actual time to be awake? Ah, so many fun things our kids have taught us. Like how it feels to be woken up mid-lightsaber […]
11 Hysterically Relatable Tweets About the Battle That Is Kids and the Cold
Yay! Winter is coming! Can’t wait to force my kids into coats and beg them to wear pants instead of shorts when it’s 29 degrees outside. -no parent ever So it’s happening, friends. The temps are dropping. This morning it was 35 degrees as we left for school. You’d think I […]
An Extra Hour of Sleep? Parents Tweet the Truth About Daylight Savings
Let’s reminisce. Remember before kids when the fall back time change meant an extra hour of sleep? Ah, good times. I remember the first year I realized the joke was on us, as parents. My toddler was already an early riser (awake by 6 a.m., sometimes 5) so in his […]
20 Funny Tweets That Describe The Tenth Circle Of Hell That Is Bedtime
Kids refusing to go to sleep? Commiserate with the funny parents of Twitter with these 22 tweets about bedtime.