Alister’s got a couple asshole kids in his kindergarten class. I know this not because I’ve had to deal with them personally, but because I’ve cataloged all the stories Alister comes home with about these kids and made the determination myself that they are definitely Future Assholes of America. I […]
Slow clap. Seriously, gurrl. You’ve got balls. I know you’re catching a lot of flack for your I Look Down On Young Women With Husbands And Kids And I’m Not Sorry post from earlier this month. I’m not surprised. Calling women lazy and weak and average will do that. You […]
In an attempt to prepare future parents for what they can expect when bathing their toddlers, I’ve conducted a very scientific study to determine the percentage of time toddlers spend doing certain activities during bath time. Very scientific. The results are telling as well as critical to understanding early childhood […]
Recently, Buzzfeed put out a gem titled 21 Gifts Every Thirtysomething REALLY Wants. True, all of it. What I found myself doing after reading it, however, was wishing they had included a few more things on that list — things I hope for on the daily. And then it dawned […]
Him: Mommy, I need you a dange my diapuh. Me: Buddy, we’ve been over this. You really need to poop in the potty. Him: NO! I poop on the couch! mild giggling Me: That’s not funny. I’m serious. You have to poop in the potty now, not in your pants. Him: I poop […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] NOTE: Though this is written specifically to new moms, it is for any new parent or loved one of a new parent. Just imagine these instances as they might apply to your unique situation. So you got yerself knocked up and are about to have/have just […]
Everybody’s an expert at parenting before they actually become parents (or a looooong time after they’ve been parents). I was no exception. The list of things I was never going to do as a parent before I became one is lengthy. I was either so naive or such an asshole […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] A long while ago, Matt Walsh published a piece titled “You’re a stay-at-home mom? What do you DO all day?”. I saw it pop up at least a dozen times in my Facebook newsfeed back when it was first published, and that’s only the ones that were […]