[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I’ve been having some rather deep thoughts lately. Thoughts like: 1. Why do all lady politicians have the same haircut? Was it in some political science textbook they studied? And all lady politicians shall have this square shaped, mullet-like haircut. See Fig. 1: Do you think […]
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7 Things I Never Needed to Know about Trying to Get Pregnant
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Let me begin by saying thank you to Mrs. Sammich for letting me post on her blog. I feel the need to thank her not only because she is a brilliant mama blogger who is letting me stink up her space with my venting about my […]
Let’s Get Drunk and Cry
Just about every over-hyped New Year’s Eve I can think of goes down like this.
35 Teacher Resolutions to Ring in the New Year
Hey, teachers! Making New Year’s resolutions for your personal lives? How about making some for your professional lives with these 35 teacher resolutions to ring in the new year? As a teacher this year, I resolve: 1. To not roll my eyes during pointless inservices and staff meetings. 2. To […]
My MIL Gave My Son a Bath Baby and Death Isn’t That Bad, I Guess
My mother-in-law bought our middle son a bath baby because he won’t stop manhandling his real baby brother. For those of you who have no idea what a bath baby is, it’s a baby that you can play with in the bath. Supposedly. She thought maybe our son could direct […]
How To Teach Kids About Marriage Equality
One objection to marriage equality that I encounter frequently is the argument that allowing gay and lesbian couples to marry damages family institutions. First, there’s the assertion that marriage equality somehow fucks up existing marriages. I don’t get this. How does whom another person chooses to marry affect one’s own […]
What Did Santa Ever Do to You?
It’s that holly, jolly, jiggly, wiggly time of year, y’all! Time for lights and spiked eggnog and extended family and Jesus and eating your feelings. It’s the most wonderful time of year! Which is why I don’t understand why some people haveĀ got to be hatin’ on my man, Kris Kringle. […]
The Internet Is Making You a Bad Parent
The interwebs is an amazing place. It has completely redefined how we communicate. It has transformed the way the news works and has made everyday people producers and transmitters of knowledge. And it has blessed us with YouTube videos of cats doing cat shit and people also doing cat shit […]