Originally Published by Jessica Rapisarda on Welcome to the Bundle When you’re standing at the altar, repeating, “For richer, for poorer. In sickness and in health,” you’re probably thinking some combination of, “Spanx make me sweaty,” “My nipple might be showing,” “I want booze,” and “I should be paying attention.” […]
I am absolutely sure every one of us, including the people I am about to put on blast, has a pet peeve regarding the bodies they have to share space with. Frankly, I couldn’t care less what they might gripe about because, hey, I’m writing this. They probably won’t ever […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] It’s time for the second installment of Ask Lola! I was so happy about the success of the first that I was afraid I might never be able to dispense such glorious wisdom again, but then I remembered that I am practically overflowing with sage advice […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I am pleased to welcome Lisa Kramer as a guest writer. This beautiful piece about love and acceptance moved me. Be sure to visit Lisa’s sites for more! ********** Every once in a while—in between the arguments, random tears, messy rooms, and battles for independence—there will be […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Last night I was trying, and failing miserably, to tap my well of creativity. I wanted my first post as a fixture here at SaPM to be funny, thought-provoking, and brilliant. What this means is I was mentally shooting rubber bands at the ceiling fan and […]
By Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness I am a woman, a writer, and a giver of blow jobs. Not to anyone but my husband, by the way. So don’t get any crazy ideas. Recently, after working hard on an essay and only a few hours later working hard on […]
By Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness I am a woman, a writer, and a giver of blow jobs. Not to anyone but my husband, by the way. So don’t get any crazy ideas. Recently, after working hard on an essay and only a few hours later working hard on […]
Originally Published on Little Miss Perfect 1. Enter the room and socialize at your leisure. The daily “warm-up” is just a suggestion that is not in any way intended to promote the acquisition of grammar skills over necessary social interactions. 2. Every time you enter the room, please be sure […]