My laundry goal is not necessarily cleanliness. It’s reducing the pile of dirty laundry to a sad caricature of itself. I want to see the mountain reduced to a hill, or if ambition sets in, maybe remnants that can be hidden in the dirty laundry hamper. To be clear, I […]
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37 Digital Parenting Phrases We Never Heard as Kids
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20 Famous Dr. Seuss Quotes to Lift Your Spirits
What’s more uplifting than a good Dr. Seuss book? Not much. Whether you’re celebrating his birthday or looking for some feel-good nostalgia, put a little extra pep in your step and enjoy these famous Dr. Seuss quotes today. 1. “Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is […]
Are Mommy Bloggers The New Parenting Experts? (VIDEO)
Look anywhere on the internet, and you’re bound to encounter a blog or article aimed at telling you exactly what you’re doing wrong as a parent and what you can do to get your shit together and raise those kids right. Hell, scroll through this blog for a bit and […]
What to Expect When You’re No Longer Expecting
The world is full of advice for pregnant and about-to-deliver mommies. From books to blog posts to friendly neighborhood chit chat, pregnant women and those on the verge of delivery have numerous information sources when it comes to figuring out what the hell is happening to their bodies and how […]
What a Breast Cancer Scare Taught Me About Life
A few months ago, I entered my doctor’s office for my yearly check-up. I had no reason to think the appointment would be anything but ordinary. I had been feeling fine, or at least as fine as a full-time working mother with two small children can feel. That I had […]
7 Tips for Transitioning to Stay-At-Home Motherhood
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I was recently engaging in what seemed like a friendly exchange between mothers. We commiserated about taking a crap in front of an impatient audience, the best way to explain (to your tiny, fascist dictator) that you don’t want their grimey fingers in your nose, and […]
Can Your Vagina Play The Flute?
Are you friends with any couples on Facebook that feel it necessary to show the world how much they love each other? Constantly sending each other love letters for the world to read. Well, my husband and I are friends with THOSE people. Let’s call them Barbie and Ken. […]