[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] It’s March, and I’m a teacher. All my other educators out there will understand what that means. Maybe even some non-educators hate this time of year as much as we do. Here are my thoughts on March, summed up in GIFs. (SPOILER: March sucks.) 1. Seriously? […]
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Sanctimommies: Sell Crazy Someplace Else, We’re All Stocked Up Here
Sanctimommy? Yes. In the same tradition of fleek (who/what in the holy hell is fleek anyway?) to the millennial vernacular, Sanctimommy has crept into the common nomenclature of motherhood. You know her. She’s the hyper-vigilant wench who posts public service announcements to her “mommy friends” on Facebook. Attention Mommy Friends: […]
Man Breaks His Thing Doing the Deed
Welp, I can’t be the only person who never knew this was a thing, can I? Breaking a member during love-making is actually something men do semi-regularly. They even study the phenomenon regionally. Funniest part about the article below? Learning that some men actually break it trying to hide their […]
Order of Seven: Behind the Book
I am a book lover. One might even say books are my side piece. Which is why, when my friend Beth Teliho announced that her book is up for pre-order, I NEARLY JUMPED OUT OF MY SKIN. Because the only thing better than holding an actual book in hand is […]
30 Hilariously Inappropriate Things Kids Have Said
The other day, I was reflecting on all the inappropriate things my young children have said without actually intending to be inappropriate. Taken in isolation, these things make my husband and me sound like terrible parents. In an attempt to make myself feel better, I started thinking that there was no way […]
A Job, a Privilege, or a Hobby: What is Motherhood, Anyway?
Hey. Let’s iron this out right here, right now. Let’s put our heads together and define these words that are so incendiary. These words that are thrown around so loosely, so carelessly, and left to smolder in the minds of mothers. These words that have sparked Mommy Wars. I’m not […]
19 Unintentionally Funny English Lit Quotes
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What My Son with Special Needs CAN Do
Originally Published by Mommy Catharsis on Contemplative Chaos My four year-old son was diagnosed with ASD last February. If you’re a parent of a child labeled with special needs, then you know what it’s like to agonize over what your child can’t do. It becomes an obsession; you imagine a life full of dreams […]