Bored? Or perhaps you’re looking for something — ANYTHING — to assist you in further avoiding that to-do list. From one chronic procrastinator to another, I get it. Sometimes the best cure for life’s stressors is some mindless entertainment. Well, look no further. When it comes to distraction and relaxation, […]
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16 Thoughts Every Mom Has Had at Target
By Nicole Johnson of Suburban Sh*t Show: Tales from the Tree-Lined Trenches This weekend I went to Target because Hockey, the two-year-old, ran out of diapers. Since I am a one-stop kind of gal, I decided I’d also grab my weekly groceries. While shopping, my mind wandered as it always […]
My Kid Hates My Lady Blossom
It’s the truth. From the moment she sprouted her sweet lil drumstick legs she began kicking me in the cervix. In the early months it was merely an uncomfortable surprise. In the later months it would hurt so badly it would bend me over at the (area that used to […]
You Might Be a Teacher Ready for Summer If…
Someone recently asked me if I was ready for summer. I began laughing hysterically before realizing the question was a serious one. YES, I’M READY FOR SUMMER, as is every teacher I know. Want to put yourself or the teachers in your life to the test to be sure? Here’s […]
Dance Recitals, or Why I’m Glad I Have All Boys
I am a mother of boys. Aside from the dog, I am the only female in the whole damn house, outnumbered four to one. I deal with farting, wrestling, and peeing everywhere but in the toilet on a regular basis. And I’ve never been more thankful for anything in my […]
Throwboy Emoji Poop Pillow Giveaway!
If you’ve been following me for any significant amount of time, you know that I have the maturity level of a 13-year-old middle school boy. Which is why when Throwboy reached out to me about doing a giveaway for their awesome Poop Emoji Pillow, I WAS ECSTATIC. Not only would […]
The Spanker Man: Why My Mother is a Genius
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] This is who I envisioned The Spanker Man to look like. Before there was Elf on a Shelf, there was The Spanker Man. Before there was Mensch on a Bench, there was The Spanker Man. The Spanker Man is a fictional character my mother created to […]
Visiting Friends in 15 Easy Steps
Do you have friends who are actually willing to host you and your litter for a visit, whether for a play date, holiday, or perhaps because you haven’t managed to lay eyes on one another for five years due to having children? Do your best to be a gracious guest […]