[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Holley of Chasing Destino For those of you who have not been blessed with children who are addicted to Skylanders, let me provide a brief description of what they are so that you can avoid them at all costs. FAIR WARNING: It will be difficult […]
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5 Reasons I Want to Cryogenically Freeze My Son
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] When I first entertained the notion of cryogenically freezing someone, I thought, “Hmmm. A person has to be legally dead to be cryogenically frozen. Well, that sucks.” As I continued researching, though, I discovered there is definitely a difference between legally dead and totally dead. Legally […]
If the Body Is a Temple, Then Mine Is One of Doom
I was standing in front of the mirror the other day, gazing at what used to be two gorgeous arrays of copper and bronze. They had grooves in them now, my legs, outlined by thin blue lines, and they were beginning to look more traveled than the pants that Christopher Columbus was buried in. […]
A Letter to My Daughter Who Is Growing Up
By Kristina of The Daily Rantings of an Angrivated Mom My daughter, You have grown right into a most beautiful young lady. Full of sparkling energy and the air of someone wiser than her years, you are also loaded with just a pinch too much sass. I envy you for […]
The Longest Chin Hair Theme Song (Fresh Prince Style)
Hey, this is a story all about how My face went rogue-sprouted hair off crown And I’d like to take a minute Just rest right there I’ll tell ya how there came a problem by the name of chin hair As a female born and raised On my legs is […]
6 Reasons to Sleep Naked
Now that summer has officially begun, you’re bound to encounter a few hotter-than-Hades nights. Why not sleep naked? Not only will you keep your cool, but you may also benefit from these other 6 reasons to slip into your birthday suit. Benefits of Sleeping Naked View more lists from max […]
Because Other People’s Kids are Weird
The other night, my husband and I were watching Louie, the FX comedy show starring funny man Louis C.K. If you haven’t seen it, you should. (And also, where have you been this decade?) Anyway, we were watching Louie, specifically an episode where Louie is stuck babysitting some other woman’s pre-teen […]
Why I Chose #NoFilter
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Sandy Ramsey of An Honest Sinner It started with an over-filtered photo on a social media tag. I was tagged for #stopdropandselfie on Instagram. I saw the notification while I was sitting in the car line, bored to tears. I had my hair pulled back in a […]