[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Gina Sampaio of Sister Serendip Right after college, while I was still young and foolish, I decided to be a hippie for a little while. I didn’t go whole hog. I mean, I never changed my name to, like, Celestial Butterfly or anything. One of […]
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Lost In Translation: Do You Speak Toddler?
By Rachel McDougall of Toilets Aren’t For Turtles While both my kids have pretty good language skills for their ages, there are a few things that I’m still struggling to help them understand. Perhaps I need to learn to speak toddler? Despite my best and most patient attempts, the following […]
My SorryNotSorry Grocery Store Apology
Back story: I don’t drive–long story–so when my kids and I need to go to the grocery store we walk. It’s only about a third of a mile so, up until recently, I’ve been strapping the kiddos into the stroller and we meander over. Here’s the thing. They can both […]
I Don’t Usually Let the Kids Play with My Sex Toys. It’s Just…
By Darla Halyk of NewWorldMom I’m just going to blurt it out: I have a vibrator (or 3.) I don’t think they’re called vibrators; maybe dildos? I don’t know. What I do know is one of them has a face on it. Creepy, right? The reason, or so I was […]
10 Things to Know Before Your Kid Starts Fall Kindergarten
By Gina Sampaio of Sister Serendip 1. My kid is going to teach your child a bad word. Maybe not of the four-letter variety, but she’s sort of an expert at stringing together verbs and body parts until she gets a combination that gets a charge out of her four […]
Let’s Be Honest: All Parents Judge Each Other
It pains me every time I read another article about how we need to stop judging other parents. Try to be more understanding? Sure. Try to be kind and supportive? Of course. But stop judging? Does this sound realistic to anyone? I make judgments all day, every day: I make […]
20 Things Only Chronic Worriers Will Understand
I am a chronic worrier. I even have meds for that. I shudder to think of how bad the worrying would be without them, because right now? OHMYGOD IT’S BAD. Fellow chronic worriers? Tell me you don’t feel me. Here are things only chronic worriers will understand. 1. You […]
16 Hysterical New Words Parents Cannot Live Without
There are just some things about parenting that no existing English words can quite capture, which is why we’ve come up with 16 new words you simply can’t live without. Check them out, and have fun using your new vocab. The kids are gonna think you’re so hip. I started […]