When I was knocked up with our third child, I was especially attracted to articles and blog posts discussing pregnancy and morning sickness and astronomical weight gain and the absurdity of maternity wear and parenting newborns and coping with multiple children. The funny ones tended to grab my attention the […]
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*Shoulder Shrug* It Was the ’80s
The other night, my husband was telling my parents and me the story of how when he was a kid his parents forgot to pick him up from the airport after he had spent a month in France with the family of a former exchange student. No one at the […]
Feels-B-Gone: An Innovative Product for People with Too Many Feels
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] The other day at lunch, my colleague was telling us about a great new product she discovered to help her kitty cat cope with the stress of riding in the car. It’s called Feliway, and it’s basically a package of kitty wipes that release calming cat […]
Where have all the good manners gone?
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] It bothers me that people have become so rotten in general. We over-eat horrible food, have all sorts of addictions that range from normal (none are healthy!) like caffeine to abnormal like eating laundry soap. Overindulgence, lack of self-control, and casting blame are so common that […]
Small-Boobed Girls Have it Rough Too
Okay, you big-breasted Berthas, you are right — looks like you do have it rough, with your fruitless quests for over-the-shoulder boulder holders and creepy stares from men (and women) at your below-the-neck region. But what about those of us on the other end of the spectrum? Yeah, we women […]
Life Hacks for Dumb*sses
I’m sure you’ve all seen a plethora of Life Hacks making their rounds on social media — those clever ways to make your life easier using simple household items in ways you never imagined possible. Put money inside the wrapper of a period pad in your purse to prevent people […]
How to Beat the Back to School Blues
It’s almost that time of year again: Time to head back to school. I know, I know. Teachers and students across the country collectively want to punch me in the face right now (while parents likely want to French kiss me). Hey, don’t shoot (or tongue) the messenger, m’kay? It’s officially August […]
Do You Ever Feel Unpretty, Too, Mama?
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Pregnancy has hit me right in the feels lately. This is nothing new. I always wind up emotionally perturbed during pregnancy. This is my first pregnancy, though, since getting a handle on my crazy (anxiety), and I’ve chosen to go 9 months med-less for the sake […]