Ever have those days where nothing — and I mean nothing — seems to go your way? How about days where you just want to vagina punch every person you encounter? Me too. There are so many things out there that can make us stabby. Here are just a few of them: […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I’ve been having some rather deep thoughts lately. Thoughts like: 1. Why do all lady politicians have the same haircut? Was it in some political science textbook they studied? And all lady politicians shall have this square shaped, mullet-like haircut. See Fig. 1: Do you think […]
My mother-in-law bought our middle son a bath baby because he won’t stop manhandling his real baby brother. For those of you who have no idea what a bath baby is, it’s a baby that you can play with in the bath. Supposedly. She thought maybe our son could direct […]
Looking for the perfect gift for that white elephant party you’ve got coming up? Or maybe you’re just in the market for a little something that’ll elicit two GUFFAWS and a HOOT on Christmas morning. Whatever your pleasure, check out my top Amazon* gag gift choices plus one totally serious […]
…that are as plump as juicy peaches instead of as saggy as bags of rotten cottage cheese. Among other things. As our kids prepare their wishlists for Santa, I’m preparing a wishlist of my own, and it goes a little something like this. All I want for Christmas is: For […]
I hate Black Friday shopping. I’ve been exactly once, and I would rather have my lady bits scoured with a rusty Brillo pad than endure that shit again. For one, there are the people. Furthermore, there are the people. Finally, the fucking people. Too many people in one place willing […]
I’ve been blogging for about 3 1/2 years now, and in that time, I’ve received my fair share of negative, rude comments from readers. At first, I was so taken aback and personally insulted by the rare mean comments I’d encounter that I would rack my brain, trying to figure […]
I feel bad for my kids. I do. They’ll never know the intimacy of having a childhood birthday party wherein their parents don’t rent out an entire amusement park and invite anyone they’ve ever come in contact with in their entire lives or the simplicity of Mom not sending them […]