[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Want to win the internet? WHO DOESN’T? You may be wondering what I mean by “win the internet.” Simple! I mean any number of things, from being right on the internet to breaking it. Still interested? Good, because I’ve been paying attention to how it’s done, and […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] OOOOH MY LAWD! Tomorrow is the big day!!! 50 Shades of Grey is finally going to hit the big screen!!! Okay, I really don’t care, but I know a multitude of women are primed to go watch this flick, and it’s very likely their significant others […]
Married couples with children — especially those like us on their way to running their own boarding school, they’ve got so many progeny — have very different Valentine’s Days compared to their childless and unmarried counterparts. Want to know the differences? Check out the following chart:
When I tell people that, like my mother before me, I’m going through menopause in my mid thirties, I’m met with disbelief and often pity. I’m going to tell you right now that this is absolutely no friggin’ joke. We think of menopause and a picture of a woman in […]
I got a massage today. I have some new rules for the therapist. 1. Don’t ask me what I do for a living and then insult my profession by telling me how horrible your teachers were when you were a kid. Especially don’t tell me all about how you told your […]
It’s my birthday. I’m 30. Shit. I know what you’re thinking. These days, 30 is not a big deal. 30 is young. Plenty of 30-somethings still don’t have kids (though I don’t seem to be friends with many of them). Plenty of 30-somethings still go out and party (though not […]
Originally Published by Harmony Hobbs on Modern Mommy Madness You haven’t lived until you’ve hauled three small children to the Urologist’s office to drop off a brown paper bag containing your husband’s semen. I’m just saying. Now, you’re probably wondering why I was the one dropping off the sample, instead […]
Originally Published by Jessica Rapisarda on Welcome to the Bundle When you’re standing at the altar, repeating, “For richer, for poorer. In sickness and in health,” you’re probably thinking some combination of, “Spanx make me sweaty,” “My nipple might be showing,” “I want booze,” and “I should be paying attention.” […]