By Briton Underwood of Punk Rock Papa Nicole Arbour, of internet fame(?), has gotten herself in hot water as of late. Her YouTube video, Dear Fat People, caused such an uproar that her YouTube channel ended up getting shut down. Talk about pissing off some fatties. I am joking! She […]
I had my kids back-to-back. Anyone who does this close-in-age kids thing on purpose is a gawd damn lunatic. Mine were accidents….errrrr….surprises, whatever you call it when in the heat of the moment you and your husband decide not to “pull it out and pray.” Passion equals pregnancy, ya […]
If you belong to a mom group online, you know they can be pretty helpful. After all, there’s nothing quite like connecting with others who “get” it. You also know your fellow members — me included — can be quite predictable and sometimes even downright hilarious or annoying. Here […]
I know you want me. I can see it in your foamy eyes, staring at me from across the room with your savory little mustache. You want me to lick you, you twisted creature. You want me to drop another five bucks on the shortest-lived thrill ride in America. Well, let […]
As of a few months ago, I was a “professional career woman” working on “building my resume.” Now, I am “a stay at home mom” working on “teaching my toddler not to hit, spit, eat poop or let out blood curdling screams.” It’s been less than a quarter of a […]
Remember the days when purchasing Pringles didn’t require anxiety meds due to option overload? When coffee was either caffeinated or decaf? Remember when Oreos came in one flavor, and if you were feeling squirrely, you might have opted for the double stuff and perhaps dunked that bad boy into an […]
By Rebecca Leistikow of Smug Mommy If dudes had boobs and dads had wombs if chicks had dicks instead of tubes and papas bled and lay in bed while mommies smoked cigars instead, these very men would surely be the smuggest bunch at gymboree. And mommy wars would be replaced […]
By Kelly Arnell of Why Did We Have to Have All These Kids Anyway? I know that I should be soaking up the last of the summer sun, enjoying my flip flops and margaritas on the patio while I still can, but I just can’t help but be excited about […]