By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama If you’re anything like me, a vagina necklace would be the gift you never knew you never wanted. Then you may also be surprised to hear that a lot of people are buying them. In fact, these vagina pendants are so popular, their creator […]
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Viral Video Suggests We Tape Our Necks and We Have SO MANY QUESTIONS
By SPM Contributors A video has gone viral that features a product called Nexsey (which we assume is named after the sexy they’re bringing back to necks), “a medical grade tape designed for use as a temporary way to tighten the wrinkles on the neck.” You can watch the video for […]
Bluetooth-Connected Smart Hairbrushes Are a Thing Now; Still No Robot Maids
As a child of the 80s, I grew up with pretty lofty expectations for what magical inventions the years 2000 and beyond would bring. I watched The Jetsons and Back to the Future, and sometimes Star Trek when I couldn’t get my parents to change the channel. Some of the […]
Hipsters are Beard-Dazzling Themselves with Twinkle Lights for Christmas
A market stand in London has turned hipster beards into twinkling upside-down Christmas trees. The good people of East Village E20–who host the annual Christmas Maker’s Market in London–have decided to “improve” upon the already ridiculous beard-dazzling of Noels past (I’m looking at you beard bobbles and goatee glitter). The […]
Dad Does Voiceover for Daughter in Hilarious Makeup Tutorial
What’s better than a useful makeup tutorial by a skilled artist? A useful makeup tutorial by a skilled artist as narrated by one hilarious dad. And that’s exactly what viewers get when they watch meggs and bacon’s makeup tutorial on YouTube, a video that is quickly making the rounds on social […]
Makeup Tutorial To Hide Domestic Violence Bruises Is Not OK
Late last week, “Sabahiyat” — a Moroccan television show — aired an unlikely segment: a makeup tutorial intended to help women hide bruises and scars. Of course, that may not sound like a bad idea. (If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably got a few wicked wounds from childhood.) But […]
This Santa Hat Flask Takes “Getting Lit” to a Whole New Level
You know what they say: The Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this holiday season. Got a boozy friend or family member on your gift list this year? Perhaps even yourself? Then look no further than Amazon to fulfill those shopping needs. Their Santa Hat Flask takes creative […]
Holy 1990s, Batman, Brown Lipstick Is Back
The year was 1995. I was a sophomore in high school, doing my best to turn my freckled face into something presentable for the winter formal. My go-to cosmetics? Green Wet-N-Wild eyeliner, peach blush, and hideous brown lipstick. Looking back at the photos of myself from 1995, I cringe a […]