It’s not easy being Ivanka Trump these days. From Nordstrom’s decision to no longer carry her clothing line to the internet’s certainty that she’s madly in lust with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau after his visit with her father this week (I mean, CAN ANYONE BLAME HER?), she’s getting dumped […]
There I was, scrolling the internet in all my innocence when BOOM, I saw something that could never be unseen: camel toe panties. Four WTFs later, I got to thinking about the target demographic for these. Who would actually buy them? Is there a portion of the population with a FUPA fetish I’m unaware […]
Cupid’s balls, y’all, Gwyneth Paltrow, our favorite celebrity eccentric, has released four Valentine’s Day gift guides this year (For Guys, For Women, For Couples, and Solo Yolo) on her website, goop, and it is too good not to make fun of. We love you, Gwyneth, but why you always want […]
Can someone please tell me what’s up with Brazil wanting to inflict pain on our lady parts? First they gave us the Brazilian wax, a way to return your vulva to its prepubescent state (by mercilessly ripping out each and every hair). Some call it a beauty treatment; I call […]
In 2015, the well-known actress, Gwyneth Paltrow, sparked quite a bit of intrigue, and probably some eye rolls and a sudden spike in women visiting the ER with burnt vaggies, after raving about the practice of steam-cleaning her vagina. A thing that used to be reserved for dusty old rugs. […]
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Last week I wrote a piece on necklaces designed to look like vaginas. The popularity of those poon pendants may have forced an Etsy shop to temporarily shut down, but it appears as though the peen pin trend is also on the…well…rise. Vivienne Westwood’s autumn/fall […]
Just when I thought I’d seen it all, an advertisement popped up in my browser for The Electro Deflecto Unisex Tin Foil Hat. Now, before you go and judge my internet history and determine the ad targeted my cookies because I am some sort of crazy conspiracy theorist, I’ll have […]
What’s black and white and “read” all over? A newspaper. But also my mascara-stained face and bloodshot eyes the morning after a long night of guzzling wine whilst binge-watching every episode of Law and Order: SVU since its conception. You’d think rolling into work or a mandatory social gathering looking like […]