Sometimes fashionistas come up with designs so insane, it makes you wonder if they are living on the same planet as the rest of us. Case in point: The Shandal. I dubbed it “The Shandal” because it is a shoe within a sandal within a sock. The Shandal puts the […]
It’s time for another edition of things rich people waste their money on. A Houston plastic surgeon says his clients are spending tens of thousands of dollars to look like First Daughter Ivanka Trump. Dr. Franklin Rose told USA Today that Ivanka “is sort of the new style icon” in […]
Mother’s Day is less than 2 months away, so it’s time to start dropping hints about what you’re hoping to unwrap this year. If you’re searching the perfect gift, may I suggest these Clear Knee Mom Jeans from Nordstrom? For the bargain price of $95, you can let everyone know […]
In NYC and Los Angeles, cities where people have more money than common sense, dudes are having Botox treatments on their ballsacks. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: Scrotox is happening. I stumbled across the unorthodox manscaping practice in this Cosmo article. Here’s the gist: Weird pricks are getting weird pricks in […]
The latest news out of Britain (aside from Emma Watson’s photos) deals with workplace attire–namely high-heeled shoes. Women are fighting back against dress codes that require them to wear heels, feminine clothing, or makeup on the job. Reading this story gave me pause…and got me thinking about what it means to […]
Charcoal facial treatments are all the rage these days, and no one knows better than Tiff of Tiff and Cari the ends we are willing to go to — the hilariously painful ends, mind you — in order to achieve that perfect, shining complexion these treatments promise. I’ll admit it: […]
Remember when tattoos were for cool people and freckles were for nerds? Well, hipsters have somehow managed to change all that. Edgy, alternative beauty queens have started tattooing freckles onto their faces. Admittedly, I’m a decade too old to be hip. To me, facial tattoos tell the world, “I aspire to work at a call […]
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe she glues her labes closed? The newest menstruation invention, Mensez Feminine Lip-Stick (Get it? Because vagina lips), is lipstick meets an Elmer’s glue stick, and its purpose is to literally glue your vagina shut to stop your flow during menstruation. To get into […]