Google. As a parent, that white search bar haloed by rainbow colors becomes your best friend. Or it convinces you that you’re dying of a horrible disease. We type our children’s symptoms in at 3 in the morning with shaky hands, looking for answers. We ask why our own moms […]
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Santa Poses With Photo of Baby Who Passed Away, Reminds Us of What’s Important
Last year at this time, the Love What Matters Facebook page posted a story about a mall Santa posing with the photo of a baby who had passed away. The story and photo, submitted by Santa himself, is making the rounds on social media again this year, and for good reason. […]
Kenyan Grannies Use Karate to Successfully Fight Off Rapists
A group of elderly women in Nairobi, Kenya are learning self-defense to protect themselves from rapists in the area, and they are not fucking around. The rampant attacks on older women seem to be due to the belief that elderly women are not sexually active and therefore do not pose […]
One Million Moms Mad That Highlights Magazine Bows to Pressure from Gays, Joins 21st Century
Highlights Magazine — the waiting room publication of our childhood — recently stepped into an inclusive shitstorm with its non-committal response to one mother’s question of when we can expect to see the representation of same-sex couples. On October 14th, Highlights subscriber Kristina Wertz posted on the Highlights for Children […]
Kids Tell Hilariously Adorable Stories of Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Kids love Christmas. The presents, the … well, pretty much the presents. But do they really know the true story behind Christmas? Jimmy Kimmel set out to discover just that, sending staff to interview children to find out what they know about the true meaning of the holiday in a […]
In Today’s Edition of Weird News, Sophia Vergara’s Embryos May Sue Her
Sophia Vergara faces a potential lawsuit from … wait for it … her own fertilized eggs. Before you wonder what kind of sick joke this is, let me break it down for you: This is not satire. It’s real life, y’all. And it’s bizarre as hell. According to BBC News, […]
Someone Edited Zombies Into ‘A Christmas Story’ and It’s Even More Awesome Than the Original
Zombie lovers, rejoice! Buzzfeed’s got your favorite holiday classic, now with more zombie killing. With holidays come traditions: decorating your home, baking cookies, getting shit-faced on spiked eggnog, and watching movies with loved ones (sometimes while shit-faced on spiked eggnog). For many of us, A Christmas Story is a holiday movie staple. […]
This Korean Sculpture of Jesus Is Making the World LOL
Christians in South Korea are displaying a statue of Jesus that is making the world giggle. As you can see, Korean Jesus is juiced. Now, if you are the type of holier-than-thou who likes to get your pantaloons in a wad, maybe you should get off the internet and get back to your […]