Families in Flint, MI continue to live a nightmare as more and more doctors deliver heartbreaking news that the children of Flint have been poisoned by the residents’ water supply. Mayor Karen Weaver declared a state of emergency last Monday after a study by Hurley Medical Center revealed that the […]
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Another School Bans ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ in a Year That Needs This Book the Most
If there were ever a book for America to read in 2016, it’s To Kill a Mockingbird, written by the venerable Harper Lee. In a year ravaged by war, corruption, and a catastrophic election, this story’s moral of kindness and humanity is desperately needed. And yet, in our latest installment […]
‘Shittens’ Are an Actual Thing and the Amazon Reviews Are Hilarious
Just when you thought you’d seen it all, along comes a product that makes you wonder why you haven’t tried patenting those inventions you come up with while watching late-night infomercials after one too many swigs of Grandpa’s old cough medicine. Introducing Shittens, “the revolutionary new way to wipe up […]
Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton Giving An Elector The “Love Actually” Treatment Is The Best Gift You’ll Get This Holiday Season
Kate McKinnon is the gift that keeps on giving. Whether she’s inspiring young women with her role in the Ghostbuster’s reboot, dancing with Ellen (as Ellen), or portraying Hillary Clinton on SNL, this woman is a treasure. (Her Clinton character is enough to make me start watching SNL again, and […]
TSA Now Apparently Giving Free Pelvic Exams, Traumatizing Some Travelers
Earlier this week, CNN political commentator Angela Rye posted a video of herself being patted down by a TSA agent. I asked the police officer to film this so I can send to @TSA. I’m hoping my humiliation will fix the system. #TSAVaginaMonologues pic.twitter.com/lypkkcpZCW — Angela Rye! (@angela_rye) December 16, […]
Trump Tweets China Move as ‘Unpresidented’ Instead of ‘Unprecedented,’ Twitter Claps Back
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama President-elect Donald Trump just proved, once again, that his Twitter account should be wrestled away from his smaller-than-average hands. Saturday morning Trump took to Twitter to accuse China of an “unpresidented act” [sic] regarding China’s seizure of an unmanned US Navy drone in international waters […]
Hipsters are Beard-Dazzling Themselves with Twinkle Lights for Christmas
A market stand in London has turned hipster beards into twinkling upside-down Christmas trees. The good people of East Village E20–who host the annual Christmas Maker’s Market in London–have decided to “improve” upon the already ridiculous beard-dazzling of Noels past (I’m looking at you beard bobbles and goatee glitter). The […]
Scott Baio Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine, Finds It Bitter
I have a confession to make: I used to have a big crush on Scott Baio. What can I tell you? In the 1980s, Chachi Arcola was IT for me. I remember once in kindergarten my teacher asked all of us who our heroes were and I said, “My boyfriend.” […]